We
must win and then succeed, because the duty is at least twofold.
We will not succeed in blurring of the way, empty promises and soft
consensus, but got to try boldly facing the tide of time,
inventiveness and determination to advance practical solutions. And
to generate new élan and confidence of the majority of the people..
In
saying so, let us forget the usual memes and buzz words, coz they
seem to be so much rancid and ‘déjà vu'.
Let
me introduce you to my friends namely, Paul, Dick and Nick. Just lend
me your ears for awhile as to how the folks think when they are
together.
Paul:
Look you said you are hooked on that dame there, so go talk to her.
Dick:
I can’t! What do I say all the go?
Nick:
Just remember those chat lines I taught you. Trust me they always
work!
Dick:
Umm, Hi!
Kitty:
Hi!
Dick:
Umm, Are your legs hurting?
Kitty:
No, why?
Dick:
Umm, coz you’ve been busy running thru’ my mind all day.
Kitty:
O really!
Dick:
Umm, speakin of ‘O’, you know what, someone should arrange the
order of alphabets.
Kitty:
Let me make the guesswork, they should definitely put ‘U’ and ‘I’
together.
Dick:
Umm, right. Heard that one anyways, have you?
Kitty:
Oh say million times.
Dick:
Well, you sure know how to do CPR, don’t you?
Kitty:
Oh never, what is?
Dick:
Umm, coz you are takin my breath away!
Kitty:
What a coincidence, you are just takin my patience away.
Dick:
Umm!?!
Kitty:
Look man this is your last go, so make it good right?
Dick:
Okay, Umm, Is Al Gore after you?
Kitty:(sighs):
No why?
Dick:
Umm, coz you are so hot that you cause global warmin!
Kitty:
Right, that’s it. You’ve officially wasted too much of my time.
Off you go!
Dick:
Okay Ms. I’m really sorry.
Kitty:
What, what did you say?
Dick:
I said I’m sorry for wastin your time. Life is short, after all
chat lines are stupid.
Kitty:
Well, why do you use 'em?
Dick:
I don’t normally.But you looked so nice and sort of intelligent
that I really wanted to talk to you. I’m Dick, by the way.
Kitty:
I’m Kitty. And when you don’t start every sentence with ‘Umm’
you ain’t so bad!
Dick:
Thanx.
Kitty:
No more chat lines and no more ‘Umm’, right?
Dick:
I promise.
Nick: So how did it work?
Dick:
Well, she’s meetin me later for a coffee.
Nick:
What did I tell you? Those CHAT LINES ALWAYS WORK.
[A
lesson from above:To woo a girl whom he wants to get acquainted with,
an amateur of picking up new girls follows up the advices of his
friend who brags to be an expert in seduction. Nothin is previsible.]
